lyle
Lyle is a royal pain. Well- he thinks he is. Lyle's absolutely convinced that he is royalty, and demands to be treated accordingly. He's snobbish and stuck up and enjoys bossing others around and calling them his 'subjects'. He's certain the world revolves around him and carries himself about very snobbishly, looking down his nose at everyone around him with a sophisticated and egotistical look in his eye. He lives in an old dump yard; his 'throne' is an ancient red armchair, and his cape that he is so proud of is made of a picnic blanket. Nobody's really sure if he knows, deep down, the truth about his ancestry, and it's kinda useless to try to find out- if anyone tries to explain or prove to him that he's not a king, far from getting angry, he just laughs, considers them mad, and ignores them. Usually, they get too frustrated and move on, but if they really start bothering him, he can always tell his royal guard to take them away. Psst. Don't try to argue with him that they're only pigeons and empty soda pop cans. It's a waste of your time.
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